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Some like to call me Jenn.

bvsedjesus:

if a man dont eat pussy, he aint a man

2wat:

This is beautiful

1 hour ago367,365 plays
boy: shit baby you're so wet already
girl: that's actually just vaginal discharge and my body is cleansing itself from bacteria and dead cells to prevent infection and to maintain optimal reproductive health i'm not even all that turned on right now and i would prefer to go get some food or something

casneedsdean:

accidentallyfuckedurdad:

I C O N I C

hoooooly fucking shit

1 hour ago617,411 plays

lsdzeppelin:

giving guys boners is empowering and nothing else matters 

okaywork:

4gottendaughter:

okaywork:

why do moms get so pissed about how many empty water bottles you have in your room 

As a mom, it’s because you aren’t throwing away your fucking trash.

k thanks can you go raise your family

putasokkainyourmouth:

Hearing your online friend’s voice for the first time.

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bvrkee:

I just want to be lying next to you with my arms around your waist and my head on your chest saying nothing, doing nothing.

toastdurr:

kurloz-in-a-box:

toastdurr:

leo-valdez-is-not-on-fire:

toastdurr:

THEY WERE SELLING AMERICAN CANDY AT SCHOOL TODAY AAAA

they don’t have fruit roll ups in other countries?!?!

NO AND ITS BULLSHIT

YOU GUYS DONT HAVE FUCKING POPTARTS

nO AND IT IS FUCKING BULLSHITTTTTT


That’s not candy, its breakfast food.

toastdurr:

kurloz-in-a-box:

toastdurr:

leo-valdez-is-not-on-fire:

toastdurr:

THEY WERE SELLING AMERICAN CANDY AT SCHOOL TODAY AAAA

they don’t have fruit roll ups in other countries?!?!

NO AND ITS BULLSHIT

YOU GUYS DONT HAVE FUCKING POPTARTS

nO AND IT IS FUCKING BULLSHITTTTTT

That’s not candy, its breakfast food.