music lover, flower child, mustang enthusiast, animal lover
Christians call The Bible “the greatest story ever told” almost as if they’ve never heard John Mulaney’s Salt and Pepper Diner
Relationships suck, you either get married or breakup
million dollar idea for a men’s hygiene product: shower helmets for when you see yourself reflected on the shower glass and try to headbutt the naked male encroaching on your territory
*fight breaks out*
me as a principal: Yasss drag her!!
You know how Dean always does Scissors so Sam always does Rock?
Maybe Dean always does Scissors on purpose so Sammy doesn’t go into dangerous places.
When reading this, I thought the reason was going to be so Sam gets the hint that he needs to cut his hair.
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holding in a fart all day and finally getting home